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Continue to ChatUnited [Airlines] sucks, man. I've got like a million miles and they never bump me to first class because they think I'm just a kid and give the seat to some schmoozy guy in a business suit. - Shaun White from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/united-airlines-sucks-man-i-ve-got-like-a-million-miles-and-they-never-bump-me-to-first-class-because-they