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Continue to ChatThe only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club. - Seve Ballesteros from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/the-only-time-i-talk-on-the-golf-course-is-to-my-caddie-and-then-only-to-complain-when-he-gives-me-the-wrong