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Continue to ChatThe designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/the-designated-driver-program-it-s-not-a-desirable-job-but-if-you-ever-get-sucked-into-doing-it-drop-them-off