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Continue to ChatRule One: Whenever a spectator seeks out a really good vantage point and settles down on shooting stick or canvas chair, the tallest and fattest golf watcher on the course will take up station directly in front. - Peter Dobereiner from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/rule-one-whenever-a-spectator-seeks-out-a-really-good-vantage-point-and-settles-down-on-shooting-stick-or