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Continue to ChatPeople tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure. - Siobhan Finneran from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/people-tend-to-say-you-re-not-as-fat-or-as-ugly-as-i-expected-i-never-know-how-to-reply-it-s-a-bit-of-a-slap