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Continue to ChatPeople say to me, "When did you come out?" But I was never in! When I was about six, I was swanning around the house in clothes that belonged to my mother and my grandmother which I'd found in an attic, saying, "I am a beautiful princess!" What my parents thought of this, I don't know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability. - Quentin Crisp from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/people-say-to-me-when-did-you-come-out-but-i-was-never-in-when-i-was-about-six-i-was-swanning-around-the-house/page/7