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Continue to ChatOnce you have the cap and gown all you need do is open your mouth. Whatever nonsense you talk becomes wisdom and all the rubbish good sense. - Moliere from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/once-you-have-the-cap-and-gown-all-you-need-do-is-open-your-mouth-whatever-nonsense-you-talk-becomes-wisdom