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Continue to ChatI would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else. Vampires inspire screams, not squees. Involuntary urination is common, I grant, but it properly flows from a sense of terror, not an ecstatic sense of hero worship. - Kevin Hearne from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-would-never-behave-with-so-little-dignity-nor-would-i-wish-to-be-confronted-in-such-a-manner-by-anyone-else