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Continue to ChatI was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys. - Don Rickles from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-was-nice-to-the-people-in-the-philippines-for-the-two-and-a-half-years-i-was-there-because-i-knew-even