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Continue to ChatI think I might prefer women without makeup. Though I don't really know, because I am not good at identifying makeup. I once wrote in the chat, a long time ago, that my wife wore no mascara. She later informed me dryly that she has worn mascara every day that I ever knew her. Or maybe eye liner. I forget. Which is the one you always wear, girls. - Gene Weingarten from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-think-i-might-prefer-women-without-makeup-though-i-don-t-really-know-because-i-am-not-good-at-identifying