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Continue to ChatI remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth. - Simon Munnery from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-remember-when-i-posed-as-a-customs-officer-so-that-i-could-meet-oscar-wilde-i-said-to-him-have-you-anything