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Continue to ChatI quite like convincing the person the broom is their favourite actress. They are talking to a broom and they think it's Julia Roberts and they snog it. In Reading one guy took the broom into the wings and was getting amorous with it. I had a struggle to get it back. He was exhausted when he came out. - Paul McKenna from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-quite-like-convincing-the-person-the-broom-is-their-favourite-actress-they-are-talking-to-a-broom-and-they