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Continue to ChatI never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way, I know no comics will steal my jokes. Too many bruises. - Chris D'Elia from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-never-really-feel-like-just-standing-there-and-telling-jokes-i-want-to-move-around-in-fact-it-s-hard-for-me