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Continue to ChatI lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there. - Russell Howard from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-lost-my-virginity-under-a-bridge-i-was-having-sex-with-this-poor-girl-and-i-was-trying-my-best-but-i-was