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Continue to ChatI immediately cotton on to the fact that intelligence thus lightly used, and one-upmanshipishly displayed, is a birthmark giving me a two-coloured face, is a goitre, a hump on the back, webbed toes, and makes me stink like the night-man. Once again I learn what I knew on my very first day at Kensington School, and have carelessly forgotten, that it is more intelligent to appear less intelligent. I henceforth rein myself in, and publicly give back only what I have been given - fifty-six for seven- eights. - Hal Porter from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-immediately-cotton-on-to-the-fact-that-intelligence-thus-lightly-used-and-one-upmanshipishly-displayed-is-a