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Continue to ChatI feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here. - Dylan Moran from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-feel-very-very-old-my-hair-hurts-i-have-buttocks-all-over-my-body-and-i-can-t-even-smoke-properly-any-more-i