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Continue to ChatI don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.' - Adam Ferrara from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-don-t-think-it-s-fair-you-get-married-you-give-your-wife-a-wedding-ring-i-think-you-should-give-her-a-mood