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Continue to ChatI don't mind most religious people, I talk to them. I listen to them, you know, banging on. "I prayed very hard and then the fairy came." "Did he? Good. Have a biscuit." I only get annoyed when they try and make me see the fairy. "You have to let the fairy into your heart." Look, I wouldn't let him into my garden, okay? I'd shoot him on sight, if he existed, which he doesn't. Now have another biccie and be quiet, will you please? - Dylan Moran from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-don-t-mind-most-religious-people-i-talk-to-them-i-listen-to-them-you-know-banging-on-i-prayed-very-hard-and