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Continue to ChatI despair about the lack of proper respect shown for the piano. If you want it to sound like a traffic jam, go out in the street and forget the piano. That's not a piano sound. - Oscar Peterson from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-despair-about-the-lack-of-proper-respect-shown-for-the-piano-if-you-want-it-to-sound-like-a-traffic-jam-go