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Continue to ChatI caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!" - Emo Philips from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-caught-my-wife-in-bed-with-another-man-and-i-was-crushed-so-i-said-get-off-of-me-you-two