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Continue to ChatI've heard it quoted that I was dead. You can't believe anything you read. That was just an off-hand remark somebody picked up, and now it's been quoted and quoted, and therefore misquoted. - Tom Lehrer from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-ve-heard-it-quoted-that-i-was-dead-you-can-t-believe-anything-you-read-that-was-just-an-off-hand-remark