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Continue to ChatI'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later. - Zach Braff from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-m-not-gay-but-i-m-still-the-kind-of-guy-where-even-though-you-have-no-chance-they-still-want-to-hang-around