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Continue to ChatI'm happy. I don't ever have to pay anything, and I don't ever have to wash the dishes, and I don't ever have to behave nicely. - Quentin Crisp from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-m-happy-i-don-t-ever-have-to-pay-anything-and-i-don-t-ever-have-to-wash-the-dishes-and-i-don-t-ever-have-to