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Continue to ChatHey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'. - Chip Kidd from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/hey-have-you-heard-that-one-about-the-difference-between-me-wit-and-my-loutish-cousin-hilarity-no-okay-so-i