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Continue to ChatHello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic. - Brandon Mull from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/hello-cell-how-are-you-still-dank-and-dirty-me-i-ve-taken-up-a-new-habit-talking-to-my-cell-it-s-like-talking/page/2