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Continue to ChatGranted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don't anybody trip on my soap box on the way out. Don't anybody trip over that. And the chip on my shoulder's a little heavy. I have back problems now. - Janeane Garofalo from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/granted-not-really-a-joke-but-how-often-do-you-get-a-mic-in-your-hand-you-know-so-i-am-sorry-but-don-t-anybody