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Continue to ChatAs a kid, I grew to define what I didn't want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning women on the bus, hearing them bang on about their aches and pains, both real and imagined. - Julie Burchill from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/as-a-kid-i-grew-to-define-what-i-didn-t-want-my-life-to-be-like-by-sitting-behind-moaning-women-on-the-bus